August 12, 2009

ODUMCARLOCK'S GUIDE TO BONING B*TCHES

  • Realize that every woman is different and prefers different things in bed. No f****ng templates! Just imagination and experimentation!
  • Communication! The more you talk the better the sex is, and the better you get.
  • Practice. That sh*t really does make perfect.
  • Fitness - be healthy, spiritually, physically and psychologically.
  • Caring, care for your partner and yourself.
  • Respect! For both of you.
  • Technique - never stop learning and training and getting better, never be satisfied with who you are, always give it 110%, always try to have better sex than you had last time, never just call it in! If you feel like you're going to have mediocre sex, do something else instead!