POLLUTION IS BEAUTIFUL TOO

You may at sometime find yourself say something like "This pristine forest is beautiful," but do you ever say "What a beautiful oil slick?" This is a picture of a minor oil spill in Hanover, Germany published at spiegel.de.

SNAKE EYES

I'm not one to get a tattoo, but if you are and you are looking to get one that expresses a sense of danger and loss, here is an idea for you.

FAILCOASTER!

This is a new meme that is catching on.
To use this graphic, just post it whenever you see someone do something unsuccessfully. Here's an example. If you've never been involved in popularizing a viral meme, this is one you can get in front of before the noobs.

HOW TO LIGHT A MATCH

First, make sure there are no fans on, or vents blowing near where you will be lighting the match. The key to lighting a match correctly and safely is to keep your hand movements to a minimum. The number one mistake beginners make is striking too fast and too hard. Place the match head gently against the striking surface. Move your hand only so far as to scrape the match against the surface firmly enough for it to light, and then decelerate quickly but steadily enough that the match does not go out immediately. It may help to plan out the hand gesture you will be using in your mind beforehand and run through it a couple of times without actually striking the match to get your body familiar with the motion. When you feel comfortable with the motion and are ready to light the match, focus your mind on the contact point between the match head and the striking surface and not on your hand. Think of it as your mind guiding the match's head while your hand follows. After the match is lit, hold it still for a moment and gently tilt it so that the body of the match continues to fuel the flame. Once the flame is stable, set aside (or drop) the matchbook and use that empty hand to cup around the flame, just not too close so that it burns you. Then gently move both hands in unison towards the object you are lighting.

MY NEW FAVORITE SONG

Silikon by Modeselektor featuring Sasha Perera

RIHANNA POLICE PHOTO LEAKED

A police photo of Rihanna beaten by Chris Brown was published by TMZ.com. The LAPD announced it's starting an internal investigation to find out who leaked the picture. Here's some of the comments from readers on there:

"She doesnt look that bad."

Posted at 9:08PM on Feb 19th 2009 by Chris Brown

"Is that really her?? This girl's nose is really wide, i dont think Rihanna's nose is like that. Well, if it is her, thats really sad"

Posted at 9:09PM on Feb 19th 2009 by Sara237

"YOUR nose would be that wide too if it was smashed doofus...duh, that's what a punch in the nose does......."

Posted at 9:11PM on Feb 19th 2009 by Uh Huh

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