April 24, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: JAY LENO DEAD AT 59

Comedian and host of NBC's The Tonight Show, Jay Leno, has just died following his admittance to a Los Angeles hospital on Thursday after canceling the day's taping of The Tonight Show. A source reports he expired shortly after midnight. No cause of death was mentioned. Rumors of food poisoning had been dismissed earlier by NBC staff. He was 59 year old. Leno rose through the ranks of stand-up comedy before succeeding Johnny Carson in 1992 as host of The Tonight Show, for which he is best know. He was slated to continue hosting the show until May 29 of this year, after which he was to host his own primetime talk show tentatively entitled The Jay Leno Show this fall on NBC. Leno was an avid car collector and authored a regular column for Popular Mechanics. Leno had no children and is survived by his wife Mavis.

UPDATE (April 25, 2009):  It has come to our attention that Lay Leno is not in fact dead and is currently still hosting The Tonight Show on NBC.

22 comments:

  1. What in the hell is wrong with you?

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  2. I'm not sure who he is, but I'll miss him. He looks like a pleasant fellow.

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  3. I read that rumors of his death had been greatly exaggerated and that he is, in fact, living in a tiki hut on Waikiki beach with three stray cats and a coconut.

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  4. I heard PIFTS was the COD.

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  5. Breaking News: I shot my load in your mother's eyes. Shame she was driving at the time.

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  6. He's alive.

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  7. If Leno is dead, who is that imposter in his seat, Conan?

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  8. I don't wish anything negative against Jay, but I would LOVE to be in the NBC current meeting if this were to ever be true. Watch Ben Silverman run screaming...

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  9. JENNIFER WHITSON7/06/2009 12:26 AM

    NO JAY LENO IS NOT DEAD AND WHO EVER REPORTED THAT IS REALLY REALLY RELLY STUPID AND NEEDS TO GET A LIFE AND STOP REPORTING STUFF THAT IS UNTRUE AND VERY HARMFUL AND DAMAGING AND THIS REALLY REALLY REALLY PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE I LOVE JAY LENO ALWAYS WILL PEOPLE ARE REALLY REALLY STUPID ALL THE TIME AND NEED TO FULLY CHECK THEIR INFORMATION FIRST I WOULD SAY I TRULY HATE THE PERSON THAT PRINTED THIS BUT I CANT FIND OUT THE NAME OF THE PERSON CAN YOU IMAGAINE COMING HOME FROM THE HOSPATIL AND TURNING ON YOUR COMPUTER AND FINDING THINGS THAT SAY YOU ARE DEAD ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THIS MAKES ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PISSED AND DONT GET ANGRY THAT OFTEN BUT THIS WILL DO IT I LOVE YOU JAY LENO XXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOO

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  10. i'll miss him a lot he was a funny fellow

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  11. you stupid bitch

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  12. Jennifer Whitson is an angry bitch all the time! Don't let her fool you

    Leno's dead, leno's not dead. Who cares

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  13. Peter Parker1/19/2010 12:45 AM

    Jennifer Whiston needs to get back on those meds.

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  14. omg hes not dead LIAR!!!

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  15. I'm eating peanut butter.

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  16. so he is not dead??

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  17. He did not die on April 24, 2009 as we misreported, but I don't know if he is still alive.

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  18. That's a Jay lookalike in the photo.

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  19. Damn people get a life!!! Dead not dead who really cares!! O shit!!! This just in breaking news!! NOBODY CARES!!! Write that in your little blog

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