July 28, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: BONO'S FANTASTIC EXPERIENCE DAMPENED BY SLEEP-DEPRIVED COMMONERS


The Associated Press is reporting that the shipment of U2's stage to it's next destination on their multimillion dollar tour has been delayed by protesters kept awake by noise from the 44 hours of round-the-clock work dismantling it following a noisy run of nighttime shows in Dublin, Ireland.

When told of what happened after landing their private jet in Nice, France, where they are staying between shows, the band felt "pure disappointment. It's just really put a damp squib (sponge) on something that was a fantastic experience and fantastic show" said the tour's production director.

There is no word yet whether a lawsuit threatened against the protesters will include a claim for emotional damage incurred by the band.
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4 comments:

  1. Y7/28/2009 4:11 PM

    What is their god damn problem, stupid f****ng protesters, they should protest against their moms for giving birth to them!!!!!!!!

    I'm sorry this is happening, bono!

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  2. nickyhopkins7/28/2009 11:30 PM

    awesome post1

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  3. Anonymous7/30/2009 4:11 PM

    In all seriousness, I think this news lacks information on the most serious and pressing question of all...

    Where in the world did they get those fabulous sparkly swimsuits from?? If you find any leads on that, please post them here!! Thanks!!@

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  4. Unknown8/01/2009 1:03 PM

    Gosh, Bono hangs out with pretty girls.

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