August 12, 2009

ODUMCARLOCK'S GUIDE TO BONING B*TCHES

  • Realize that every woman is different and prefers different things in bed. No f****ng templates! Just imagination and experimentation!
  • Communication! The more you talk the better the sex is, and the better you get.
  • Practice. That sh*t really does make perfect.
  • Fitness - be healthy, spiritually, physically and psychologically.
  • Caring, care for your partner and yourself.
  • Respect! For both of you.
  • Technique - never stop learning and training and getting better, never be satisfied with who you are, always give it 110%, always try to have better sex than you had last time, never just call it in! If you feel like you're going to have mediocre sex, do something else instead!

3 comments:

  1. It's a travesty that sex education teaches kids about AIDS instead of this!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Man, if I knew who this guy was, I'd rate him 5 stars and meet him! I'd also lick his face dry.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Hmmm, this is Odumcarlock's work? Suddenly, this fellow has become exponentially more interesting. When does the manual come out?

    ReplyDelete